Ever get that "Tingling" sensation... you know...

..."Down There"?

Well, I'm proud to be the first to broach that ever-sensitive subject - S-E-X.

Let me preface this by saying that while I know a few foot fetishists, and there's nothing wrong with that, I am not a member of that elite toe-sniffing, champagne-from-a-slipper drinking group (ew).

However, on a couple of occasions recently, I've had this strange tickle, itch, or tingle as it were, in my foot. Strange because more than tickling or itching, it is... ummm... arousing. VERY arousing. This very intense, orgasmic feeling starts in my foot and runs all the way up to my nether regions. I can scarcely stand it, I really do feel like I'm going to "run a batch" - hands free mind you - while sitting on the futon watching Food Network. As some of you may know, I really like Good Eats and its host, Alton Brown, but I don't LIKE him like him, so this can't be related. It's probably just a touch o' the cancer, don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

Anyway, I'm sure not one other Chaotic Contributor has the foggiest idea of what I speak, but I thought I'd share anyway. And now, since the subject of sex and bodily functions has been (*ehem*) penetrated, you're all welcome to share your own thoughts, feelings, and experiences on it (did I say pictures? No? Well I meant to.).

Cheers!

Fluff "Fancy Footwork" Wilbanks